Lyrics as requested

I've had some requests --well one actually, from the groom-- for the lyrics to 'John and Emma's Halloween Wedding'. I think John may be after me for libel. It's all legit John, I swear. Here they are anyway. You can make your own mind up:

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John you've got Emma
And Emma you've got John
And Emma when John's drumming
You can put your
You can put your
You can put your iPod on

The snare drum beats to a different kind of beat
It is metal
It's John and Emma's wedding

The bass drum at Johnny's feet beats out a perfect double beat
That is the beat
Of John and Emma's wedding

Lee's wearing black
Col's wearing black
I'm wearing black
We're all wearing black
It's a Halloween wedding

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Words by Ian Martin & Lee Atkinson
Music by Ian Martin, Kerryn Martin, Lee Atkinson & Tony North.